I took LSD to clear my head and ended up at war with my own laptop

7:43 pm – Pre-game

I’d been meaning to take some LSD for some time. I tend to do so every six months or so, as a means of resetting the psyche. The last time was a post-breakup tab that made me realise I’m better off on my own. I needed another revelatory moment.

I hit a full shower, pedantically cleansing, exfoliating and moisturising, bopping to Joy Crookes and Ravyn Lenae to hype myself up.