Bernau Flandez

Bernau writes his vices into material so he can keep it together everywhere else. Mostly. Instagram: @bravo.bernau. Substack: @isaiahflandez

4 posts by Bernau Flandez

Paid-members October 17, 2026 by Bernau Flandez in Life

I took LSD to clear my head and ended up at war with my own laptop

Who’s listening? Are they watching me? I slammed my MacBook shut, despite it being off, and went quiet.

Members September 12, 2026 by Bernau Flandez in Life

I don’t know about y’all, but I am fucking exhausted with this algorithm.

Members September 9, 2026 by Bernau Flandez in Life

Spotify’s shuffle is bullshit too. They don’t truly mean shuffle.

Members August 22, 2026 by Bernau Flandez in Life

In lieu of drinking, I’m hitting Rokeby’s. In lieu of pulutan, I’m weighing my rice to the gram.

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