I sit naked in the man’s lap, straddling him in a dark corner of the VIP section, where he’s paid $600 for an hour of my time. For the past 25 minutes, he has been telling me about his wife – sorry, ex-wife – sorry, estranged wife. They split well over a year ago, and his wife has, by all accounts, completely moved on and wants nothing to do with her soon-to-be ex-husband. But he’s determined to win her back.